Brendon urie I ripped my jeans
There are people in this world who are being doused with acid for not being obedient enough or just for being who they are, and we’re sitting here arguing over whether the word “bossy” should be banned in schools because it “oppresses little girls”? I’m disgusted. I really am.
rich old guys
American Horror Story: They Might Be Dead But Who Fucking Knows Anymore
biting ur cheek
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here
jesus fucking christ
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
Obama is the shit and if you say otherwise, you need to leave.