foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

follow for follow :)

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

avoxia:

omG jeNNIFER SAID PIZZA?? pIZZ A ?? om g she ‘s one of uS!!!!!!!!!no diets???she lilkes FoOD??!!QUEEN!!soo t umlbr!!!!!!!!!specia l

cakejam:

”Free post and packaging”

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"On orders over $300"

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shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

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