arctiquemonkeyes:

Brendon urie I ripped my jeans

imatinydinosaur:

There are people in this world who are being doused with acid for not being obedient enough or just for being who they are, and we’re sitting here arguing over whether the word “bossy” should be banned in schools because it “oppresses little girls”? I’m disgusted. I really am.

Anonyme asked: What's your sexual orientation?

mcporno:

rich old guys

heckier:

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theperksofbeinggiullia:

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

todaytomorrowpastfuture:

Obama is the shit and if you say otherwise, you need to leave.

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