gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

Forgot all about this episode

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
AT