How the world sees America.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
Forgot all about this episode
Why is this not taught universally.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius