unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Following all blogs except porn.

uncoke:

imagine what it feels like to have friends. wow.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

dokiforloki:

have you ever tried to do art and you just

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
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elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

avoxia:

omG jeNNIFER SAID PIZZA?? pIZZ A ?? om g she ‘s one of uS!!!!!!!!!no diets???she lilkes FoOD??!!QUEEN!!soo t umlbr!!!!!!!!!specia l

cakejam:

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